India


What spanned out during the last 60 odd hours on the streets of my beloved Mumbai was atrocious and numbing. I wasn’t as much shocked as I was saddened and enraged. How dare they? What audacity and blatant disrespect for a country do they have that they storm in brandishing Ak-47s and shooting indiscriminately? What is even more harsh is that it took an attack on Mumbai’s elite for the angry voices of dissent to rise as if to say the earlier attacks were not as horrendous or the lives lost not as important. This wasn’t the first time that India had been attacked. She has been ravaged and bruised many a time in her illustrious past oft without time for healing before the next plunder but what shook me most deeply and weighs me down heavily is the direction my country is headed.

Change is the need of the moment in a financially wrought America but it would be equally apt in India’s context. Our politicians are not the sole problem, they are one of a mountain-load. Where does one begin? Across the board clinical, systemic change is the order of the day. For starters, we need to do away with an inefficient multi- party system with its vague and vagrant ideologies. A bi-party system will work well in an Indian setup where off late a coalition government seems to have become the norm. Secondly, we need to start voting for individuals as in the west. A rigorous test of competency of candidates for offices of high power and responsibility is, in my opinion, a basic requirement- a simple application of “By the People.” It’s quite bizarre that we have accepted the current system in place where the citizen has limited say in who leads the nation. A pre-requisite for this however is the availability of competent, intellectual, passionate and patriotic leaders. We have unfortunately been unable to produce one in the rank of Nehru and Gandhi post – independence which doesn’t augur well. Where have all the inspirational men and women gone, the ones who will show us the path to greatness, the ones who will stop the imminent head-on collision with disaster? Obviously the current situation is not conducive to the development of leaders and without one we are a nation of headless chickens. The root cause is disrepute caused by the current brand of corrupt politicians to the noble profession of Public Service. The best minds don’t want to venture out into the dark world of bureaucracy and red-tapesim. Even though we have a few gems  ( at least on paper), the political system is too stifling for these earnest individuals in power to wield it responsibly and efficiently.

Now that Mumbai -seige is over the blame-game has begun, civilians blaming politicians, the politicians pointing fingers at the intelligence bureau who in turn blame it on too many false alarms and an unfortunate porous marine line. Its time we all stopped complaining and accept the blame as individuals. We have been too casual in our approach and attitude towards our country’s growth. Yes the politicians have failed us but we too are a lawless lot of civilians. One look at the lack of self-discipline amongst drivers on our roads is ample evidence to this fact. We spit under “Yahan thookna mana hai” signs, park in no parking zones and are probably the only nation that accepts public urination. Most of the youth in small towns land up in the entertainment indusry and those in the city run after cushy financial jobs (Im one of them). How do you expect our armed forces to sustain itself if they are no qualified takers? The fault lies with government too. Money makes the world go round and whichever job pays the highest the youth will follow. Fine , so increase the pay-scales of the men- in- uniform. There are plenty of unemployed youth in the lower income bracket who wander around aimlessly eve-teasing or doing menial jobs. Train them, pay them well and put them on the marine coastline or better still make army training and posting compulsory for every child that graduates from school. I will sign up( even though I may be physically unfit) but given a chance Im ready to serve my country.

India needs an across -the -board change in mindset. I may sound naive in saying this but our country desperately needs a revival of a pre-independence fervour and passion. Only that will lead us towards being a nation that our freedom fighters died freeing.

Vande Mataram.

Yes,you read right, 2 BILLION DOLLARS. While most of us can only literally dream of our “dream home” Mukesh Ambani has gone ahead and built himself a $2 billion mansion at the plush Altamount Road in Mumbai. This makes it the world’s richest, according to Forbes. A distant second on the list is the penthouse at Pierre Hotel ,New York, worth a what now seems a mere $70 million. Of course, the money being spent by Mukesh is a drop in the ocean compared to his $43 bn net-worth. He is the richest Indian resident and he clearly is leaving no stone unturned in living up to that title.

The end-product will stand tall at 550 feet(equivalent of a 60-storeyed building). The interiors, an approximate 4,00,000 sq ft, will be custom made to the utmost top quality.Each of the 27-floors will have its own distinct decoration and style. Repetition, apparently, was something Mukesh’s wife Nita was strictly averse to. Atop 6 floors of parking sits a grand lobby with 9 lifts. The skyscraper named Antilla, will feature a grand ballroom, cinema a four-storeyed landscaped garden, three-storeyed gymnasium,two floors of glass fronted apartments for guests and an air space floor which will act as a control room for helicopters landing on the helipad above. Phew.That is indeed a lot. To add to all that ,the top floor will be a relaxation space for friends and family with a panaromic view of the Arabian Sea. Now this is what I call living the “High” life.

I see no point in getting jealous,when I cant even afford a house 1/1000th its value. The only person who can probably afford to go green with envy is Mukesh’s brother Anil who is worth a whopping, but very close, 42 billion dollars ;)

Yesterday’s IPL match should have been an interesting display of talent instead it proved to be a wash out with the Delhi Daredevils dominating throughout.I was backing the Deccan Chargers for two reasons,firstly,they belong to South India and secondly,they have some of my favorite players-Vaas,Gibbs and Gillchrist.But yet again,as if out to mock me,the team I supported lost.

Out to bat first was the beningn Laxman’s side.The top 4 batsmen failed to shine and it was upto Rohit sharma to take on the baton and show some strength.He propelled the Hyderabad team to a meagre 142 for the loss of 8 wickets.None of the other Chargers made an impact.

Batsmen Runs SR
Adam Gilchrist b M Asif 8 88.89
Venugopal Rao c S Dhawan b F Mahroof 14 63.64
VVS Laxman (c) b M Asif 2 33.33
Andrew Symonds c D Karthik b F Maharoof 12 92.31
Rohit Sharma c G McGrath b R Bhatia 66 183.33
Shahid Afridi lbw b R bhatia 2 28.57
Sanjay Bangar Run out (Tiwari) 8 57.14
Arjun Yadav c G Gambhir b Y Mahesh 12 171.43
Chaminda Vaas Not Out 12 200
RP Singh Not out 1 100
Pragyan Ojha - - -

A brilliant unbeaten 94 by the skipper Sehwag helped the daredevils reach the required target with ease and with 9 wickets intact.A particularly entertaining and embarrassing over for the Chargers was Symond’s when every alternate ball is smashed for a 6 and 4 by Sehwag.The match was over by the 13th over and left ample time for the Deccan Chargers to ponder over their dismal show.

Batsmen Runs SR
Gautam Gambhir c A Gilchrist b RP Singh 12 133.33
Virender Sehwag (c) Not Out 94 229.27
Shikhar Dhawan Not Out 25 89.2

The recent matches have proven that 20/20 is a completely different ball game.Veteran sportsmen have been failing and the “black horses” have taken over the arena.How this will affect the talent pool of cricket,only time will tell.

Popcorn in hand, I was all set for what I personally considered the two best IPL teams on paper.And what a match! It was worth every minute of my usual telly that I had to miss. A far cry from the one-sided opening match,this one kept hearts pounding till the penultimate over.

Dhoni’s sunshine squad came out to bat having won the toss.After losing a few early wickets to the pace attack of Lee the SuperKings lived up to their name with the arrival of Michael Hussey.He faced 54 balls and hit a mammoth 114( 7 boundaries and 10 sixes).He was ably supported by Raina(31;13 balls,2×4s,3xs) and Badrinath(31 not out;14 balls 3×4s and 2×6s) who thus guided their team to a massive 240 for 5 at the end of 20 overs.Yuvraj’s bowlers did well except for S.Sreesanth who proved extremely costly.

It was now the host’s turn to take up the bat.James Hopes payed a quick innings of 71(33 balls,10×4s;3×6s) and SL wicketkeeper-batsman sangakarra made a brisk 54(33 balls,5×4s,2×6s) but with Hopes dismissal,Kings Xi lost all hope.HE was involved in two successive 50-plus partnerships but it wasnot enough.Murli,Ghoni,amarnath and Joginder were too good,all taking a wicket each.The Punjab side failed to dominate Chennai’s bowling attack and Chennai Super kings won by 33 runs!

As I was writing this Kolkata Knight Riders won a nail-biting match against Deccan Chargers much to my dismay and the fireworks have gone off in Mumbai marking the beginning of an exciting new match.Wohooo

I Love U ,IPL, I Love U.

I dont care what the purists say.For me sports is synonymous with excitement and joy and last night was just that-plain unadulterated entertainment. IPL is the new breed of cricket. An amalgamation of not so strange bedfellows-cricket and glamour.The past few months have been nothing short of a whirlwind romance for the two.Money was being thrown around like it was nobody’s business and much hype was created.Ads promoting team loyalities left the Indian public torn ,confused but still very much excited and curious.

Last night’s opening ceremony was surely the icing on the cake.Spectacular,magical and larger-than -life are just a few words to describe the atmosphere at the Chinnaswamy stadiumin Bangalore.A packed stadium waited with baited breath for the start of the ceremony.Suddenly,out of the pitch black, spring night,sprung trapeze artists,acrobats,stilted beauties,fairies in bubbles and the crowd erupted. Dazzling fireworks followed and the stands filled with Shankar-ehsan-loy’s melodious music.This was Cricket Rock!As the team captains were introduced the crowd grew wild with excitement and one man they called “the boss” tendulkar,prompted a deafening cheer that probably could be heard all the way in Chennai.I enjoyed it just as much watching it from home.Although the dancing girls didnt get my approval and made the event border on sleazy,IPL still gets my vote.

The cricket was unpredictable.The wall crumbled and so did his team much to my dismay and it was really a pathetic performance.However,not having developed much of a loyalty yet towards any team the crowd loved McCullum’s innings!McCullum crossed 50 in 32 balls, 100 in 53 and 150 in 70 balls.McCullum’s score is the highest in T20 cricket, beating the previous mark by 17 runs. The short-statured but strong-armed wicketkeeper from New Zealand hit 14 sixes and 10 fours.Each 6 took the crowd to a new high.Shahrukh’s songs belted out each time his team hit a 4 or a 6.It was pure fun.Not since an India-Pakistan match had the Indian public witnessed such levels of passion and frenzy.The brief score of yesterdays’ match is as follows:

Kolkata Knight Riders:222/3 in 20 overs

B.McCullum 158 n.o.;Ponting 20

Bangalore Royal Challengers :82 all out in 15.1 overs

P.Kumar 18 n.o.;A.Dinda 2 for 9;A.Agarkar 3 for 25

Kolkata Knight Riders won by 140 runs.

This game is ruthless.It can bring down the mighty and create stars out of unknowns;and this is its major selling point!Oh well,Im off. Yuvraj’s Kings XI Punjab will face Dhoni’s Chennai SuperKings in a few and I need to get my popcorn ready.The update of that match will be up here pretty soon.

The controversy surrounding the Olympics has left me sighing everytime its brought up.Thankfully,the Indian leg of the Olympic torch- run went peacefully.The 2.3km route was completed in 35 minutes while almost whole of Delhi came to a standstill.A record number of security officials,twice the number of those found on Republic Day,guarded the area .This preparation seems to have irked a few sportsmen who decided to opt out, citing stifling conditions.

So was it wrong to have such a high degree of protection? In my opinion, Id rather compromise on a bit of freedom than have a Paris or a London.Even those fortunate enough to carry the flame proclaimed that the moment the torch found its way into their hands the security in place just faded into insignificance-keeping the flame alive was all they could think of.

The Indian Government needs to be applauded for carrying out a smooth affair.It was an ideal balance-while protection was in place to let the flame pass on in true spirit without the interference of unwanted elements,those who felt strongly about the china invasion were allowed to carry out their own alternative procession to voice there opinion. Sportsmanship spirit was upheld.The highlight of the day would have to be Peas and Bhupathi lighting the cauldron together leaving aside their personal differences and placing sports above all.

But has the Olympic spirit been scarred?Does it deserve to be boycotted?I am keen to know how you feel.Please use the link below to my poll and let your opinion be known(Its anonymous)

Should Olympics be boycotted?
( surveys)

This is the promotional ad for the Indian Premiere League starting on April 18th. Eight teams will face each for a season of adrenalin inducing 20-20 cricket matches.The hindi lyrics are given below but I have translated it to English for the benefit of others.

Aankhen uunchi kar dekh sikhar
Hathiyar utha tu dikha hunar

Raise your eyes onto the peak,
Lift your weapon and prove your worth.

Mutthi mein  teri hai taqat
Dushman ki ayee hai aafat

In your fist lies great strength,
Doom now impends on your enemy.

Tu laga dao, tu laga pench
Tu dekha jigar,tu dikha tez

Place a bet (x3),place a wager.
Show your love and glow in its radiance .

Lakhon dhadkan ki jaan hai tu
Lakhon ke dil ki shan hai tu

The life of a million heart -beats,
You are the pride of a million hearts.

Tu laga zor, tu macha sor
Ek mahaveer santan hai tu

Show your force and make some noise,
For you are a warrior’s child.

Na deshyudh, na dharmayudh
Yeh hai dharti par karmayudh

This isn’t a war of nations,
Nor a war of faith.
This the war of duty on earth

The Indian SC today announced that it upholds the 27% OBC quota in higher educational institutions including the premier IITs and IIMs.This brings the total number of reservations in educational institutes to a whopping 49.5%.

In my mind, reservation reads injustice and inequality.All competiton ,including entrance tests should be fair and the final outcome based purely on merit.Once the final few are selected,if the individual is found to be constrained, financially, in accepting the course because of his background then it permits government intervention in the form of scholarships.No seats must be handed based purely on the basis of caste,creed,religion or gender.It goes against the principles of an egalitarian society as mentioned in the constitution.Moreover, the policy is unfair to those economically constrained individuals who do not belong to the “Other backward Classes”.

The ray of hope in the Supreme Court announcement is the decision to leave the “creamy layer” out of the reservation.This is a step in the right direction for it highlights the intention to ensure that the beneficiaries are the economically backward.But there is ambiguity surrounding the definition of “Creamy layer” and the proposal of leaving out the children of MPs and MLAs from this reservation policy has not yet been accepted. .India has a long way to go if it expects to rid itself of the casteist name -tag

The OBC and SC/ST reservation policy has always been considered as an attempt to uplift the unfortunate by giving them equal opportunities.Leaving aside the fact that this policy has been grossly misused by the well-off and has been distorted into supporting individuals based purely on their caste; reservation is simply not the way.Independent India is 61 years old but we still have backward classes.This signals deeper problems.Lack of sufficient primary education and vocational centres have restricted equal growth .While reservation was a noble and just policy move for an infant India that was rampant with casteism ,its continued use has turned it into a crutch.”Give a man a fish; you have fed him for today. Teach a man to fish; and you have fed him for a lifetime.”